2:09

I was just reading through my saved messages in my phone and stumbled upon a few that made me laugh

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Anak: Ayah, ni siput ape?

Ayah: Siput babi

Anak: Siput ape?

Ayah: Siput babi, nak...

Anak: Siput ape?

Ayah: Siput babi, syg...

Anak: Siput ape?

Ayah: Siput la... BABI!!

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If you had sex 365 times this year and kept them..
you can make a tire and actually call it a...
GOODYEAR!

Wishing you a happy new year!

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Hey u! I gv u warn don u evr hurt my fren felling ok! If i so smthg differnt frm her jaga u! Don u evr hurt her on friday! I watching u. Don make smthg stupid infront her! Said 2 ur fren dont do it.. N don mke my fren cry. I really haet it.. U don knw who she is. She vry2 sick u knw! Please..Don mke her sickness attck her again. She at the hospital nw. Critical u knw bcoz of ur fren who send the msg mke her sickness attck u knw! Please.. She at wad 2 operation.

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That last one is a long story but yeah, I guess only if you knew the story you would find it funny. Hehehe