They're not just an audience

shlumkaboozle

1. urbandictionary.com defines the word 'shlow' as: to be slow with a retarded accent
2. I just found out what a Camaro is
3. I find the huge difference in K.O.L's genre throughout the years quite hiliarious. I laughed at it alone in the car.
4. I know someone who looks at the soles of shoes before deciding to buy them. If you ask me, I'll tell you.
5. I'm picking 2 friends from the airport in about 10 minutes
6. Poopsie is ugly from behind. Red plastic and glue
7. It's funny we don't realise the amount of hair that drops off our head everyday. Is it different for guys since their hair is shorter?
8. The word (or rather made-up word) 'sula' is funny
9. What it stands for is funnier
10. I'm just doing this to pass the time.

Tada.

twitchy!!

Oh God, please please PLEASE

You've brought me this far. Just one more step.

WaaaaaaaarghhhhhHH!!!!

paranoid. super paranoid.

internet in college is the saddest thing around

And He said,

What will it be now?

Will you choose me or keep swimming up stream now?

I've been inside your head hearing you scream out.

Well here I am, just take my hand and I'll take out

All of the pain

And all of the fear

I'll give you my burdens

(I'll give you peace)

All of my desires

(I'll give you what you need)

Oh, what about these chains, Lord?

(I'll set you free)

But they're so heavy

(Lay them at my feet)

I'll lay them at your feet

Just promise you won't leave

(I'll never leave)

So where do I go from here, Lord?

(Just follow me)

I'll follow you

(Just follow me)

Wherever you lead

~Johnny Lang (Only A Man)

Nola I'm not emo or what.

And ignore the weird spacings. Internet at home is down and I'm left to survive with Riam Tech oh-so-prehistoric computers.