shlumkaboozle

1. urbandictionary.com defines the word 'shlow' as: to be slow with a retarded accent
2. I just found out what a Camaro is
3. I find the huge difference in K.O.L's genre throughout the years quite hiliarious. I laughed at it alone in the car.
4. I know someone who looks at the soles of shoes before deciding to buy them. If you ask me, I'll tell you.
5. I'm picking 2 friends from the airport in about 10 minutes
6. Poopsie is ugly from behind. Red plastic and glue
7. It's funny we don't realise the amount of hair that drops off our head everyday. Is it different for guys since their hair is shorter?
8. The word (or rather made-up word) 'sula' is funny
9. What it stands for is funnier
10. I'm just doing this to pass the time.

Tada.